2026 Bumper Sticker

A snail has heard that the wisest guru lives atop the highest mountain. It slimes its way upward. Hazardous hostile terrain. Predators and pitfalls abound. It reaches the peak, panting and sweating pitifully. The snail, with its last iota of energy asks “What year is it!”. The guru smiles an inward smile and replies, 
“May 2026 to May 2027”